I love my boys... I don't know why, but I've always had friends that are boys. That I feel like I'm kind of like, one of the boys, except I have boobs.
I can drink like them.
I can smoke like them.
I can talk shit like them.
I can objectify the opposite sex, just like them.

And for some reason they respect me for that.
They also would never, ever, unless the world were coming to an end and they just couldn't deny the fact that I'm hot, think of dating me.

And thank GOD!